I hate people

Now why you say? WEll, same reason really, they're stupid. Ok, I know some of you out there have seen this: You, or a friend, throw your child a birthday party. You send out invitations to all their classmates. At least one parent drops their kid off and leaves. This parent has never met you before in their life, they've never even SEEN you, but yet they leave their child with you. They won't walk off and leave their wallets/purses with you, but hey, it's just a kid.

WTF??? I've had this happen to me, and of course, friends. Or this one time, oooohhh...this woman drops off her kid, doesn't even get out of the car or wave or anything. If the kid wouldn't have been carrying an invitation I'd have never known she was supposed to be under my care! 4 hours later, that's 2 hours after the birthday party was supposed to have ended, the parents show up. They wonder why I'm still taking care of their daughter, because there was another birthday party right after my daughter's in the same location, and I was suppose to pass the kid off to THOSE people. 1. I didn't know that since the only one who bothered to tell me was 6 years old, and well, I don't feel comfortable taking the word of a 6 year old on where I'm supposed to "dump" her. 2. I'M a responsible person, I would never leave my child or anyone else's with people I don't know. Of course, maybe I'm the asshole, perhaps this little pixie 6 year old knew some major kung fu that put her on a par with a 6'1", 250 lb man. Of course, they rolled their eyes and said "Well she knows these people at the party, they are our neighbors." How the fuck am I supposed to know? Maybe this couple crashes birthday parties to pick up UNMONITORED children for a fuckin' child porn ring.

Anyhow, to the subject again, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!! You won't give me your credit card numbers for 5 minutes, why the fuck would you walk off and leave your kid with me for 2 HOURS? Have you lost your fuckin' minds? Are you retarded?? Do you suffer from secret brain damage that allows you to appear totally normal but in all actuality makes you as responsible as a millionaire teenager on crack???? And you know what, if I was to say how much I wanted to kill these people the FBI would investigate ME.

Ok, so I've come up with an idea. Here's what you do: when some fuckin' moronic, disgusting excuse for a human being does this to you, AFTER the party (don't ruin your kid's or some other kid's birthday party), when the fucktards show up to pick up their kid, ask them for their wallet. And when THEY look at YOU like YOU'VE lost your fuckin' mind say, "Well, I figured if you'd leave your kid with me without meeting me you'd trust me with your bank account numbers and American Express. I mean, a kid is much more important than that and if you already trust me that much, I figure it'll be a piece of cake to get your monetary information. Oh, and I'll need your housekeys too."

*goes off mumbling* I really really really fuckin' hate people...